Ruby

Introducing Ruby and her Kitty (she had to groom and style up for the photo shoot.
After looking at those pics of cats besilent and Iwaya put up,i decided to give you guys the real thing.Here are some of Ruby and her kitty.

Mike ‘lips’ Mukula
As the excitement gushed out of their bodies, there was but one thing that their hearts yearned for. The tender feel of their lips intertwined in a passionate press-griping kiss that left one awed at such public display of affection. For me, as far as that PID was concerned, the Capi is now Mike ‘lips’ Mukula.I am still getting over that front-page kiss five days later.

Next-Case of the ex…
Now what is it about ex’s? The dude cheats on you with some other chic and your relationship hits a dead end. Then when he is dating this chic, he wants to cheat on her with you?

Anyhow I was standing near the bar and shaking a bit to the rhythm of oldies with one of ma girls at Steak out last Friday, a tap on my shoulder and there standing is this particular one of my early campus days. One look at his face and his eyes spell out Montel Jordan’s lines ‘if its alright lets go somewhere and get it on tonight… I got a girl but you look good tonight…”

damn! it feels good to be desired by an ex who gave you endless nights of pillow hugging and tissue boxes. Revenge is here at last.
And the grand part is HELL NO dude, you can admire but you cannot touch it. To cut the long story short, dude didn’t make it to the lips that night but is a good real friend to count on.

Anyhow, so I was saying I have this thing against ex’s
a) When you left; they always seem to be doing great, looking hot or so they want you to think. Leaves you wondering if you made a mistake in leaving the loser.(new job,car,house,money etc)

b) In case b, where the he left you, suddenly, you become his pearl and he thinks he can always have a quick fix (read no strings attached) from you when his woman isn’t treating him right so keeps stalking you.

c) In the case where it is his ex; she just cannot stop texting or call him (your man). He stays friends with her. And damn she does look good, not the downtown chic you had imagined or you would rather she was. How could he resist her, you wonder???
d) When you are not yet over him; everytime you bump into him with other chicks your eyes go green but you are too proud to admit it or beg. Why cannot he come begging, please God bring him back…

e) When you are the b****; the ex; She has your man, how could she…What does he see in her daahh! You and your girls can have a field day on her looks and sense of style.
When you meet them together, a causal, I don’t give a damn hi can do. But deep down you want to make them pay.

f) The scratch my back and I scratch yours ex; this is the most mature form of the ex factor. Great friends who help each other with their needs especially natures hormonal rush. All it takes is a call to arrange a rendezvous, everyone knows the rules and plays with them; no drama with current partners.

At this point all I can say about ex’s is ‘Lets shoot all of them, they are always up to something and fall somewhere in that bunch. They may be out of the picture but depending on how you broke up, they always sneak into your life, your partner can only pray that they come in a just friends.