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Friday, July 06, 2007

The ghost of the past

Yesterday I was at my old secondary school which i last visited two years ago. As I strolled through the compound I was amazed at how years fly. It was as if yesterday that I was rushing for prep, practically scampering after hearing the siren, ahead of the teacher on duty who was waving an intimidating stick as if we were cows.

Ok I must admit the way we ran made us sort of look like cows. Those who faced the good old days of the rod will identify with me on this one. Exchanging chits at preptime, dreadful preps, exam pressure, reading novels (mills and boons), nicknaming teachers, hanging around the canteen, dressing up on Saturdays, going for school trips and lots of other scandalous moments.

Just as I was walking over to the headmaster’s office, I run into one teacher, oh yes! Wasn’t it that Arts and craft teacher who gave me a swollen bottom on one occasion? It is so ironical when you meet these teachers years later and see nothing intimidating about them. Remember the tummy ache that came whenever you were summoned to the staff room?

When he flashed me a killer smile,I was thinking, what the heck did I ever fear about this guy. Then the memory of one cold dark night in front of the staff room in senior two came back to me. It was during night prep when a grasshopper landed on one girl’s shoulder. The tickle sent her screaming and every one else in pursuit of the door.

Such chaos! Five minutes later my class was kneeling in front of the staff room as that teacher on duty demanded to know the culprits. But like real students, solida (protecting the criminals/law of silence) ruled. Painfully we ‘tied’ our butts as three strokes of the cane had their way with our bottoms.
What years those were, someone buy Fagil Monday a cold drink for banning the cane.

Anyhow so I was saying, being in memory lane was really special. Though I am still very mad that the school built a swimming pool years after me. How could they do that to us yet we were more deserving students than today’s lot.

One thing I still marvel at is that the teachers still look the same. What do they feed teachers on? I could pass for the same age as my history and home economics teachers back in the day. And the men apparently look like they can buy me lunch with out raising a brow. Many be I should have been a teacher.

Anyway it felt so good to walk in and out of the gate. Gosh I hated the process of asking for permission. Being in boarding school was practically like being in prison. How I looked forward to finishing school and returning to boast with hot clothes, hair and all. Such sweet memories.

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  • At 7/06/2007 6:54 am , Blogger Unknown said...

    Firsties!!!
    I remember that cold feeling before teacher came and swagged you. How demeaning it is to be beaten! And those fallas have the nerve to smile at you whenthey find you looking prosperous, the bastards!!!

     
  • At 7/07/2007 1:34 am , Blogger The 27th Comrade said...

    I went back to my Primary school after being away for as long as I had been there - seven years - and all your observations were mine then.

    And it was so painfully-nostalgic. I very, very nearly cried.

     
  • At 7/07/2007 9:50 am , Blogger eddiie said...

    What...what .....what!!! complete scoop...i mean i thought you were describing my situation..

    The only difference is that i faced it a little tougher.I got countless canes and got completely used.

    My butts were not mine.It was for those unchanging teachers.

    U can imagine i even used to give them my hands

     
  • At 7/08/2007 8:59 am , Blogger Tandra said...

    im with you..wats with the teachers not changing????????

     
  • At 7/09/2007 1:41 am , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Duksey lucky you can go back to yo old sch. the one i went to....... Hmmm none of my classmate would want to go back.. horrible sch

     
  • At 7/09/2007 6:48 am , Blogger Tumwijuke Mutambuka said...

    I totally, absolutely hated boarding school. The worst four years of my entire existence. While we weren't beaten, we had the silly Punishment Tree and Punishment Book and don'tenterthisroomorspeaktomebecauseIamasenior nonsense.

    Your blog post brought back all the bad memories and undid 12 years of therapy. So considering I have 12 more ahead, where can I send my bill?

     
  • At 7/11/2007 4:09 am , Blogger Heaven! said...

    @Duksey:i think teachers are onto some anti-aging stuff.am starting to look older tha some of my teachers!

    @Omutahinga: come on!Gyza wasn't that bad...atleast we weren't beaten!....

     
  • At 7/11/2007 7:49 am , Blogger Baz said...

    How easily people forgive.

    Those teachers were nothing but cowardly perverts who whipped children for their own pleasure. They were glad when we stepped out of line, and they never had to wait long, the way the line was drawn.

    How do you give a guy 20 strokes because his shirt wasn't tucked in?

    I often say I was never bullied in school, but now I realise that I was.

    Flora, don't forgive them.

     
  • At 7/12/2007 12:19 am , Blogger feather said...

    Secondary was okay for me, primary, a whole different story.

    Omutahinga and Heaven: there's no punishment book anymore. lucky you didn't find Kisa in her butt whooping mode. funny, i think i iiss her though.

     
  • At 7/13/2007 9:46 am , Blogger SAGE said...

    we have a generation of men that flog their wives...they grew up takin da floggin frm da big bad bullies...happy r those that skipped elementary!

     
  • At 7/13/2007 10:12 am , Blogger Dennis D. Muhumuza said...

    those were the days when roses were in full bloom
    when the dukseys of the time compelled teachers to plant kisses of the cane on black and dark buttocks leaving a romantic feeling,
    when the beauty of school was in prime of its life,
    those are the times you will never again catch,
    but the times still,
    you'll always look back to
    leaving a little smile to steal across your lips.

     
  • At 7/16/2007 4:45 am , Blogger Cheri said...

    Post more already Duksey...

     
  • At 7/18/2007 1:15 am , Blogger Duksey said...

    @all;wats up people,i have been feeling howly howly so havent been here since last week.
    I can see we all sure had a share of the mistreatment but the best part is we all left the teachers in the hell holes sulking at how they would miss wagging our butts the moment we stepped out of the prisons oh! sorry schools.

     
  • At 7/19/2007 8:21 am , Blogger Mr. B2B said...

    I am all for Tandra..
    Teavher's still going on Power Trips....
    Blah Blah...

    Duksey, i have Tagged you... i am guessing it has happened already, but what the Hell!!

     
  • At 7/20/2007 4:56 am , Blogger QueenB said...

    At the moment who evre taught u wants to be your friend yet at the time when you looked at them with your tearful eyez they cared less.

    I would not trade those memories for anything coz am still tryin to figure out why the teacher feels on top of the world yet we get past them with time.

    lovely post.

     
  • At 7/20/2007 9:12 am , Blogger SAGE said...

    give us sahm nu baby!

     
  • At 7/22/2007 12:57 am , Blogger SAGE said...

    Hey B! i done tagged u n came here to hug u. Check out ma blog.

     
  • At 7/23/2007 2:23 am , Blogger Uganda Tourism Press Journalists said...

    i've concluded that no matter what the advocates for caning say, the cane is just evil. all these years after Mr Kyegimbo's "okay, books away, mental work," i still have nightmares of failing on a simple question like 2 times 6 and getting whooped.

     

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